Friday, December 5, 2008

One Can Only Hope This Is Legit

A Deadspin reader shares a little info on some guy named Avery who plays for Dallas.

Well, Maybe He Had Something Lodged Up There
"over thanksgiving i was at the bar with my good buddy that i grew up playing hockey with. He plays for the penguins, and a very legit player. I don't want to put his name out there because i don't want to get him in trouble. Anyways, he told me that it's pretty much common knowledge in dressing rooms across the league that rachel hunter, jared stoll's girlfriend stuck a dildo up Avery's poop shoot. and that he constantly gets beaked on the ice for it. thought alot of readers would get a kick out of that, avery's a real prick"

Yes, that would make it very sloppy.

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